Beer... Beer!

The beer, which I swear is one of the BEST in the world, was as big as my face! Now, that is a pint!
Cousin Debby and me before our night out! We both look very hot if I do say so myself! I really don't think we look THAT much alike, but I think I can see the family resemblance. We both look way too good to be human! :)
The Singapore River by night. It is beautiful. Peaceful and serene, as long as you ignore the drunk vomiting people around you! And stay out of the flow... Also must ignore drunk bikies!

Hard Gay, Penises, and the Answer

Anyway, watch the above. Remember to let it load up completely first for your viewing pleasure.

And yes, there are shopping carts at Ikea. The answer for the last guessing game.

Am addicted to HARD GAY! WOOOOOOO! (Search on YouTube, just type in Hard Gay)

The song is about penises and I therefore dedicate it to my wifie.

IRON PENISES! BLACK AGAINST FLESH!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's the GUESSING GAME!

*cough* Yes, it is that PART of a MALE kangaroo. And it looks pretty big, so it must be a warm day! >.< Bad joke, but tourists lurve buying these little coin purses that actually are kangaroo balls or scrotum, to be more medical and less vulgar. Somehow, it reminds me of a water balloon, ready to burst...
Ah, good old Adelaide. This is in the centre of the city called Victoria Square, as you can see from the sign. Who is this? Do a close up and see!!! (i.e cos i have absolutely no clue...) Must be some important Australian/British person. Someone with loads of facial hair.
Ah! The view from my grandfather's flat in Singapore. He lives on the 12th floor (pretty common, it now will soon, go up to 50! Imagine that, living on the 50th floor! The view would be magnificent, but looking down? *glup*) He lives in Marine Parade which is right by the coast. Then again, most places are by the coast, I mean, Singapore IS an island! An a tiny one at that!

Lastly?? What't this? Leave your guesses. I'll tell ya in the next post. It's actually quite simple. I just thought it made an interesting picture. Btw, those whom were there when this was taken, SHHHHHHH!!!

Don't spoil the fun! (",)

Tour De Australia

Well, let's start with the pretty city of Melbourne. At night. Its fuzzy, but oh well, night pictures are hard. Can't remember the name of the river, but is's RIGHT in the city, near all the nightlife and people. Next to the BIG BIG casino... This thing above appears all over Australia. However, this red kangaroo is a South Australian one. Look at it, lying down in the grass and basking in the sun. Now that is the life. The only thing missing is an ice cold beer and a ciggie!

We end our tour in Sydney. Darlington Habour. Gaze upon the skyscrapers. Actual skyscapers not wheat mills/silos ^.^

The water looks so inviting. I wish I were there now. Sydney, the liviest place in Australia, more life than Adelaide anyway.

Well, pictures you want, pictures you get! Now, onto dinner!!

WIFIE!

THE LOVE OH MY LIFE!

WIFIE! WIFIE!!!

^.^

Wineyards and Satay!!!

The wineyards at McLaren Vale are very pretty. The grapes were growing. This was taken in summer. Late last year. It was a very exciting drive for everyone else except me. Being the desinated driver, I was not allowed to try a lot of the wines/liqours. A sip at most. Wine tasting is very big.
The road up to the wineyard. It looks really nice here. Sorry Im not writing well now. It's still a big early in the morning for me.
The satay men! They come straight to your house with their charcoal fires and roast the satay right in front of you. I'm drooling already. The smell of the flames and roasting meat (either chicken or mutton) makes your mouth really water.

Wifie! What's for dinner??

I'm hungry already.

The Victim and The Villain

I would like now, to present my case.

Gaze upon the cuteness of Piglet above you. Note his gentle curves, his pert nose, and oh so cute expression. He's about 8inches tall and is very much loved. He was physically perfect, despite being about 14 years old. Until... That fatal day... His wounds healed quickly, but the terror will always haunt his mind. To this day, sleep is hard to come by. He shivers at the mere thought of the animal whom attacked him... The Rabbit.

This is a potrait of a villain. Do not be fooled by how cute it may look. Piglet was peacefully lying on the sofa and minding his own business. Without warning, Rabbit pounced on him, and rendered several holes in Piglet.

I caught Rabbit before she did anymore damage. And then, a chase for the villain ensured. Round and round the living room thus I went. Rabbit ducked and sprinted away, hiding in nooks and corners that I didnt know even exsist in my house. Finally, after an hour, I was breathless whereas she was not. I finally drove her into a corner, and with the quick flick on a blanket, covered her and blocked her sight. Grabbing the crook, I procceded to return her to her jail cell. I mean, *cough* cage. Lovely pretty cage.

Safely away, I tended to poor Piglet's wounds. Rabbit attacked Piglet, ignoring the fact he could not defend himself, or even escape.

Thus, Your Honour, I recommand skinning and then stew. With a good dash of pepper, potatoes, carrots, onions and maybe, a turnip.

MMmmmmm... stew.

Sorry wifie, but you own an EVIL EVIL bunny.

But I adore YOU, and just you, anyway ^.^

"I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day and assume they deserve it." - Dogbert