Yesterday, I went to Handoft in the Adelaide Hills with Milla. The land of fudge and of yummy sausages. Tis a German town after all.
Anyway, we were in a leather shop. You know how they sell those kangaroo scrotum pouches?
Well, I made a comment that I wanted to get one of those plus a vibrator for my girlfriends for Xmas.
The salesgirl laughed and told me while I was choosing them, to be sure of checking the size.
"???" said me.
"You see, it depends when they shoot the kangaroos. If its a warm day, the pouch is bigger. And on a cold day, you know how they shrink, yeah, its smaller."
Smiling, I began searching the pouches comparing sizes.
"REALLY? WOW!" I exclaimed.
When everyone in the shop started laughing.
It dawned on me.
SUCKER!
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