New Year...

Well its a huge whole new year. It's 2006. But let's, before we move on, look back on 2005, and muse on my biggest mistakes. My top 22 mistakes of 2005.

1. Moving in with a fundementalist Christain. As Robin Williams said, "God just went *click*."
2. Leaving a pot of porriage out in the backyard for two months. It was black, green and red by the end of it. What sort of mould is red?
3. Trusting my department. Enuff said.
4. Believing that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachley were really in love and truely meant to be. Yes, my friend, I do owe you money.
5. Also believing that some people come back to you. Fuck the whole "love is like a bird, hold it too tight and it will die, hold it too loose and it will fly away". Fuck it. No matter what your grip, it's gone.
6. Falling asleep on the beach with my book on my face. Let's just say it looks like my tan has gone really really wrong.
7. Watching Land of the Dead. There is a ZOMBIE CLOWN in it. It is too scary for words. I almost pissed in my pants. Seriously.
8. Getting involved with an older man. I'm not gonna go into details, let's just say, we're both pigs.
9. Letting my mom get to me. All the time.
10. Buying that pair of shoes. Oh they are pretty but they hurt but I look good. It was a waste of money but my feet look pretty.
11. Using a nice guy as a subsitiute for the person I can never have. I have wanted to say I'm sorry and tell you, but the words never came out.
12. Not bothering too much with assignments and handing them all up a day late. I really shouldn't develop that habit.
13. Not have broken that cup. Ummm It's another shame I bear. MSN me.
14. Maybe I should not have taken that shopping basket. It was red and new and I wanted something to just take. :( I am a bad bad person.
15. Another thing was bitching about a certain male in earlier entries. Not really a mistake. He took it very hard, assuming I was writing about him. Snap judgements can be so unfair.
16. Watching all 4 seasons of Scrubs in a row. My butt may never recover.
17. Distributed porn to friends. Cos some people *cough* have no internet access at home therefore I was DOWNLOADER GIRL. Saviour of poor souls with tired arms. I don't really like porn in a way. And I really didnt wanna support the industry. What's done is done.
18. Ate nothing but Mamee, rice and natto for week. Dogs all over came rushing to lick me for their daily salt intake.
19. Got depressed when I realised Travis Fimmel may not even be human. Nor John Zimmerman IV. All good looking men are aliens.
20. Got even more depressed when I realised that most of the men I go for are animated. Or are dumb. Key example: Ed. From the tvshow, Ed.
21. Watching "House", the first season, in almost one sitting. I sense a pattern with me. But is it just me, or is Hugh just simply screwable?
22. Not realising my blog was a public thing and people could just read it. Hell, anyone can just read it.

So yes, that's the happy list. It's the gist of the year. I have done things I am proud of, things that are good. But hey, misery loves company and I'm providing comfort to all the miserable people out there.

I think there may be more unhappy people than happy.

Smile! It's a brand new sparkling year!

Just more time to fuck it up :)

Listening to: "It's the end of the world as we know it" by R.E.M. (Watched Chicken Little in 3D! Go see!)