Experiment!

I am still gagging myself with laughter.

Someone sent me an invite for LoveHappens. Some werid match making website. I thought, "Why not?"

And joined up.

Before anyone disses me, let me say one thing.

I was bored and very suntanned.

I say the sun got to my pretty little head.

I am gonna experiment here, see if normal people, like moi, actually roam the digital internet highway. I'll be the innocent hitch-hiker and let's see if anyone can pick me up (haha geddit? Pick me up? Never mind...) and not turn me into a bloated corpse with her eyes plucked up and with various kitchen appliances shoved into and up various umm outlets on my body.

So yes, other than discussing my impending murder, I decided to try it.

Heck, some person or another I should know must have found someone nice. Remember, 6 degrees of seperation.

I'll keep all updated and perhaps we can share a good laugh.

Christmas was an interesting time. I got presents from Milla's family and none from mine. Hmm...

Anyway, I went for Christmas Mass at the catheral here in Adelaide. I recieved communion from the Archbishop. His Grace... blah blah...

But I was a bit nervous. Cos the last time I saw the Archbishop, he wasn't in his fancy robes or waving that staff around, he was in his underwear.

BOXER SHORTS!

I know they are just people too, but there's something very wrong and unnatural seeing a holy man half naked. But why did I see His Grace as such?

My ex was working as a chef at the Archbishop's house. I went to pick him up from work one day. Seeing the state of the expresso machine, the inner barista in me emerged, and I had to clean it. Looking out of the window, I saw a man. In the garden, walking up and down. In his underwear. Calling for my ex, I expressed an interest in the strange man.

"Come meet Phillip."

Okies, I replied. Going out, we exchanged greetings and my ex then kindly told me he was the Archbishop. Imagine my shock at calling an Archbishop by his first name and seeing him in boxers.

So, recieving communion from him, I almost laughed and spit out the wine.

It all seems a bit wrong but, my God, it was funny.

I have to create my own entertainments in life.

LoveHappens is one of them. As mentioned, will keep people updated. Let's feel pity for the poor sods whom might find me attractive!