Ode to my Mama and Starbucks

I was shocked when I heard Mama Jaja aka Erica (one of my best buds) has not stepped into a Starbucks since her arrival in Japan.

Note: Mama Jaja is a cig and coffee addict. Be nice to her before she has any one of those two, especially in the mornings. I have fuzzy memories of her not having a cig in her hand/mouth/ashtray.

The reason? In the little town she's in (I presume its little, she says its somewhere between Osaka and Kobe), there is ONE starbucks. Hey, I wouldn't be bitching, the nearest Starbucks of mine is at least a nine hour drive away. Same for Ikea. But, I digress on this.

And it is Erica who says that a Starbucks is a sign of civilization. Scandanivian doesn't count cos "it prides itself on not being Americanized".

But reasons for her choice are good. Despite Starbucks being nearby, she chooses local coffee shops.

I'm like, awesome, support local businesses.

No... I should have know better.

She can smoke inside. (",) Excellent Mama.

My Mama never changes, and for that I adore her. Have a great time in Japan and knock thm dead. PS: Nutella on the way. Sent it yesterday.

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