Things in life that make you i.e. ME go EEEKKK!

1. Walking by a bathroom, mainly a male’s room, and some guy walks out and you see that they are zipping their pants as they step through the door. Really, how long does it take to zip your damn fly before you open the door?
2. The same men (and possibly women) not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Seriously, that doesn't take long either! And since you are there, there's soap and paper towels for a reason.
3. Women who after using the toilet, proceed to the sink area and fix their hair. No washing of hands. Just touching of head and face. Then they walk out. EEEK!
4. Being called an 'it'. People seem to be confused to what my gender is. So, 'it' I shall be.
5. When you order coffee, and they fuck up and give you decaf. In the morning. Before 9am. Before your first cig. Before your eyes have cleared up. While your brain is still in auto pilot.
6. Buying the top you been eyeing for the last 2 months. Next day, its 50% off. At the same shop.
7. Spiders in Australia. Saw a Redback in the backyard. EEK was not the only word I used.
8. Finding the last cigerette in a box. Priceless. Smoking it and realising its at least 3 months old, EEEEKKK!!! *spit spit*
9. Half way through an essay, just as you are about to click on the 'save' button, it hangs. Or the electricity gets cut.
10. Rent increases. And paying 8 cents per megabyte download for internet usage. Stupid Flinders Housing.
11. People writing about YOU on their blogs.
12. Getting the mobile phone bill.
13. Getting any form of bills.
14. The moment before you look at your assignment grade.
15. EEEEKKKK! You saw your grade.
16. Walking in on your parents doing the dirty. Making the beast with two backs. You know what I mean.
17. Your mother telling you how your father needs sex at least thrice a week.
18. Realising you only have $10 left in your bank account and its 3 days til payday.
19. The current petrol prices everywhere. I remember when gas was 85cents a litre. Now its $1.38. Now that's what you call inflation.
20. When planes land, and they start shaking from side to side. Oh yes, OH FUCKING OATH, that's an EEKK moment.
21. When the alarm goes off and in your dream, you are just about to 1.find out what's behind the secret door, 2. announce the murderer of Mrs Tacket, 3. rip off Travis Fimmel's shirt and have your dirty way with him. All good, all bad.
22. And lastly, especially for me, MY BIRTHDAY! EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK! Getting old physically, mentally still 5.

I'm playing hostress to Milla's parents. They come from Norway tomorrow. 935am in the morning! I hate mornings with a passion.

But I am the good husband. If people think I'm her domestic partner, I better act the part.

*cough, scratch balls*