The wonders of Lego!

It is a registered trademark.

What can you do with it besides build mindless Harry Potter castles and reconstrut a pixelated version of the Taj Mahal?

Porn.

Lego porn. Or block structure porn.

For the more religious types, the Bible retold with the magic of six pointed blocks.

There still quite a bit of porn, umm sex, and violence in it.

Such is the magic of the old testament.

I am always slightly horrified by how gruesome the bible is.

Incest, wars, beheadings, hookers, death by many imaginative ways, strip shows, umm man-love...

What else can one do with Lego?

Stick it up your...







nose.

Ah yes, the bible, a guide to muff diving.

Remember, the husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect.

I shall replace 'husband' with 'man'. And woman with 'ME'.