Sometimes bacteria is the only culture people have... And where has all the common fashion sense gone?

"I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day and assume they deserve it." - Dogbert

Tis true. Sometimes, when I watch people around me, here in Adelaide, I wonder. The old saying that some people are dragged up, not brought up. Milla and me were people watching in Rundle Mall on a Thursday afternoon and we were somewhat shocked by the Australian fashion. Or is it just Adelaide?

1. Why does every female own that Bonds jumper? The blue and green stripey one? We saw FAAAAAAAAR too many.
2. Whats with all the cut-out shirts? Looking like a cheap $2 hooker on Hindley (incidentally, Australia's most violent crime filled street), is not a good look
3. Polka dots and stripes and animal prints are interesting. Not all together.
4. Jeans two sizes too big. Or jeans two sizes too small. No one here seems to know their size when it comes to jeans.
5. I know this sounds bad, but people who are big but wear pants a size too small. And the pin stripes on the pants run zigzag cos its stretched in werid places. Its not a nice look.
6. Sorry honey, but 3 pony tails, one on each side of your head and your fringe, is not nice. Pls, remove it at once. A coconut tree popping out in the middle of your forehead is not a good look.
7. Big big fuzzy boots and mini skirts. See point 2 on Hindley hookers.
8. I know shorts are in fashion. But one must be smart as well. Its no point being terribly fashionable on a cold wet rainy day. Its summer in the rest of the world. Australia will almost always be 6 months behind. Get over it. Its not posh to be uncomfortable, freezing and 'suffering' to be fashionable. Please, dress suitably. Nobody wishes to see your legs so goose pimpled that I could exfoliate by rubbing my face against your thighs.
9. Actually know what colours suit you. Red and pink do NOT go together, they never have and never will. Plus, very few chinese look good in yellow (esp pale lemon yellow), most of you are not them.
10. Leg warmers = Flashdance=Eighties. Good music, BAAAAAAAAAD fashion.

Thats my bitch. There was a lot more that was observed in Rundle Mall. I'm just trying to be nice. Its a werid thing, but me and Milla said some pretty nasty things. But, as I said, its hard to see people in clothes that do not suit them, clolours tat make them look so wrong, and jeans that sag in th ass. I like people to look good, they feel better about themselves

I am not trying to make myself look charitable but... People here need help. Not everything that is fashionable looks good. I would look TERRIBLE in the gipsy skirts and YELLOW dresses or tops. Plus, I doubt i can carry off the little 3/4 work pant thing or wearing green or pink denim jeans. Peach eye makeup would make me look dead.

Remember, fashion is everchanging. We need to know what suits us best, and sorta stick to it. Experiment, but please, don't try too hard. People can tell.