I'm a WHAT?

"I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day and assume they deserve it." - Dogbert

When people have too much time on their pretty little hands, its amazing what they would do. I? Moi? I spent like the afternoon taking online tests. I know, I am sad. It was tickle.com or something like that.

I recommand the inkblot test. Apparently, Im a hippie, rooting for peace. And I am a golden retriver (I cant spell it!!! AHHHHH), the dog test. Thank god it didnt go, you are an outright bitch, Green.

And finally, I am a Sphinx. I didnt know that was techincally a Goddess. Which I am of course, always liked to think I was more Isis-y than anything else. But, they're from the same bloody country. I should be glad of that.

Anyway, I have no idea why Im putting it down. But the description of the Sphinx-ish person was funny. Here it is :

You are a mysterious being, Lady Sphinx, distinguished by your deep wisdom, strength, and royal power. You've also got a special something that draws people to you — even if they can't explain why. Maybe it's because you're always immersed in thought, pondering everything around you — your music, the fashion scene, or the latest movies.It's not that you need to be on top of everything, it's just that you prefer to walk a stable path through this life, and that's easier for you to do if you know what's goin' on. But beyond your keen awareness of the world, you also have a strong intuition — which is probably why friends and family think of you as such a sage goddess. This natural ability to just sense things makes you a great judge of character when meeting new friends, or attracting a new crush. So don't be afraid to use these otherworldly goddess powers to spark some love in your realm, Ms. Sphinx! Work that intrigue. Your gifts make you alluring, but not too revealing. You'll always hold the secrets of life and keep 'em guessing. You've got plenty to show the world — so get out there and show them what you're made of!

I think I shall!

I shall flash my boobs! WOO HOO!!!