Boredom Being Killed

I got an email. Thought I might as just answer it here instead of bothering the my entire mailing list. This is one of the dumbest ones I got...

When is the last time you held hands withsomeone?:Umm... I'm not quite into that. Sweaty palms... Eww1

If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the1st thing you do? Mastabate, pee standing up (a dream of mine), and then screw as many women as possible. And oh yeah, have gay sex! Too cool!

Have you ever crawled through a window? My room windows have grills. Bars. Unless I were Nicole Richie? No chance in hell. Do umm class room windows count?

Where is your mom? Watcha wanna know for? Sheesh.

Morning or night person? Owl. Me owl. Hoot.

What was the last movie you watched?:Miami Vice. Yes I am ashamed. I had free tickets though. Friends? Come back!

Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:I'm completely in LURVE with the nephew kid on Ugly Betty. He is so cute and is so gonna be a flaming homosexual when he grows up. So yes. I love gay men. And no, I am no fag hag 2.

Any cool scars?:Yes. On my face, a bunny bite. Lame I know, but true. On my arm, an air pellet scar. Stoopid ex-bf acccidently shot me, or so he says. I like to think so.

Things about the opposite sex you notice first.: I am an ass woman. Then I work my way up. My theory is, even if the male be fugly, at least you enjoy part of the perving process.

What is your curfew?:Darling... I am not 16 anymore.

Would you ever dye your hair red?:So many times? I lurve red and blonde together.

Last text says: Umm, something about my wife saying I was so manly her toes tingled. I think. Or I could be making this up. Who knows? ^.^

What career would you wish to be in?:Tai Tai-dom. Any takers? If not, I guess, computer/video game tester! Rock on!

Which country would you like to visit?: Country? You mean countries. It's way too many to put down here. So I should list the places I do not wanna go to. Uganda. Iran. Afgansitan. Saudi Arabia. Gee, all done.

Do you want a well paying job or a job you enjoy?: Both if I can get it. But if not, money. Lots and lots of money. Then after a while, I can do the enjoyment bit.

What did you wear today? Pjs? Been a bit under the weather so been lounging in my peter alexander top and CK pj pants. Yes, I am a nightwear snob. So sue me.

When were you last on the phone?:20mins ago. It's still warm. My ear and the phone.

What were the shoes you wore today?:None what so ever. Hippy!

Do you like math?:Didn't quite like it but was pretty okay at it.

How about History?:Lurved it, Lurved it. Me likie violence.

Have you ever seen 5 squirrels at one time?:At the zoo? Do flying squirrels count? I mean they swoop. Crazy things. Crazier than penguins, and that's saying something.

Can you touch you're nose with you're tongue?: *trying* No, and I do not need to. That isn't useful. Twitching your ears or flaring your nostrils are.

Who's your favorite person to talk to online?: It coud be anyone, at any given time. I sorta have moods for people.

Have you ever used photobucket?:Nope. Flicker. And something Fish. I can't remember.

Do you like hugs?:Depends from whom.

Do you want to be a doctor?:No. The question is, do you wanna be WITH a doctor? Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke. No, I'm not horny whatsoever. Ke ke ke ke ke.

Have you ever fallen asleep with gum in your mouth?:Once. It was not pleasant.

What do you do right before you go to bed?Shut my book. Or laptop and grab my blanket. And Piglet.

Right when you get out of bed? Run to the loo to pee. Ah, bliss.

Do you want to be famous?
Depends how. There's movie star famous, author famous, and within certain elite groups famous. Not to mention bad famous like Charles Manson ( good old chuckie). And within certain countries famous (Example: Taufik. IE if you from singapore, you know). Politican famous. And being a stupid ass famous, think George Bush and John Howard. Oh gee, they both fall into the idiotic politican famous.

So do I wanna be famous? It all depends which group I fall in.


There! Boredom killed for 10minutes.

Dude, I need a coffee. Later!