Presenting... Adelaide!

Some people fishing by the River Torrens. Honestly, all there is is carp. And smelly carp at that. It was a warm spring day. Which is nice for a change. And those pelicans?? Vicious. Evil vicious smelly birds that chase you down for a scrap of bread. The ducks are a more polite audience. But, please, don't get me started on the swans, or penguins... The penguin mafia is awatching you. All of us. So don't get too comfortable.
The view of Adelaide from Mount Lofty. The offical lookout/makeout point in Adelaide. Something bout Captain Matthew Flinders using this. This was all actually burnt in the Ash Wednesday Fire in 1983. How it has grown back. That was a BIG bushfire. Or was it started by some freak who should be castrated with a cheesegrater then stung up by the ankles with poison ivy??? I hate people whom think its funny to start bush fires. Especially in Australia where its DRY and WINDY. Stupid moronic deucebags.
Finally. At Central Market in the middle of Adelaide City. Fresh fruit, vegatables and meat greet you. Cheese and small goods are also avaliable. But, I can never seem to find fresh fish. They all look a bit too... dead if you know what I mean. Their eyes lack lustre, their bodies springy, and the smell?? Overwhelmingly fishy. I miss the fish in Singapore. Plus , in Adelaide, despite being a COASTAL city, fish is very pricy. So, I shall stick to fruit. And lamb!!! *drool* Lamb... Perfect grilled with a light rub of salt, rosemary and garlic. Eaten with a mint and japanese mayo sauce?

Heaven on earth.

So wifie, hurry up on dinner now!!!

No potatoes please ^.^



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