Why??? Why???

LOOK AT ME! I'M WRITING!

Why is life so damn funny? Mr Wanger (from the howcorni.blogspot.com) has the most funny funny funny funny MSN nickname ever. It's 'livestrong- found out that xenical and KFC is a bad mix'. Who would announce their bowel movements so publicly and presumably to family and friends??

Plus, Mr Wanger. Fine, Cornelious. I said his real name! That's cos Im pissed off that he won't give me back my CDs. He says he hates the whole teenage 'crap jap' music, so gimme back! My Dragon Ash, Hirai Ken and Nanase Aikawa CDs are still trapped in his car. I don't blame Wedges the car but... Gimme back! GIMME!

Also, why do stupid people roam the earth? And why do they gravitate towards me? Is there something in the core of my being that is attractive, alluring, irresitable to people with single digit IQs and EQs? Plus the people severly lacking social skills and graces?

My best friend, Hongie, has the same problem as I do. He told me a side spilting story just now. He overheard one of his bunk mates (he is chained to the singapore army at the moment) sharing a tit bit of information with the rest. It is awesome.

He said, "Do you know, that in ancient England ah, the word 'gay' used to be like meaning happy lor. Funny, huh?"

Ancient England? You mean pre-plague or post-plague? And I didn't realise that the dictionary meaning of the word 'gay' had changed. It's more used as a slang term now, but... I wonder where they get their information from. Amazing.

I was also asked today where in Australia was Singapore. Someone assumed it was a rural town/city/dirthole/cesspool of yobos.

I, very politely corrected the individual in question by stating no, but Singapore was actually a country in South East Asia. Blank look recieved. How do some people make it to university or to their 19th birthday without ever hearing the term Southeast Asia?

Anyway, ignoring the blank look, I did the explanation, near Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, air-finger drew a map on a imaginary globe.

Inspiration came across her face, and triumph ran in the her voice as she declared she figured out where Singapore was.

"It's near Africa, right?"

Why??? WHY??? WHHHHHHHHYYYY???