Distance

Yes, according to Singapore standards, where I stay is far away in the depths of the green scary isolated forest.

Yes, I get that. I also get that I normally have to drive to the person's/friend/other human's place for contact and social outings.

Irregardless of which country I am in.

I am sick of going to people.

So far, so out of the way, they bitch.

HEY!

HOW BOUT ME?

Years and years I have made the time and effort to travel up and back for all.

I am heartily sick of it.

And when I ask a favor, ONE LITTLE FAVOR, I get it smashed back in my face.

So, screw the world.

Give me some understanding here. And for once, come to me.

Boredom Being Killed

I got an email. Thought I might as just answer it here instead of bothering the my entire mailing list. This is one of the dumbest ones I got...

When is the last time you held hands withsomeone?:Umm... I'm not quite into that. Sweaty palms... Eww1

If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the1st thing you do? Mastabate, pee standing up (a dream of mine), and then screw as many women as possible. And oh yeah, have gay sex! Too cool!

Have you ever crawled through a window? My room windows have grills. Bars. Unless I were Nicole Richie? No chance in hell. Do umm class room windows count?

Where is your mom? Watcha wanna know for? Sheesh.

Morning or night person? Owl. Me owl. Hoot.

What was the last movie you watched?:Miami Vice. Yes I am ashamed. I had free tickets though. Friends? Come back!

Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:I'm completely in LURVE with the nephew kid on Ugly Betty. He is so cute and is so gonna be a flaming homosexual when he grows up. So yes. I love gay men. And no, I am no fag hag 2.

Any cool scars?:Yes. On my face, a bunny bite. Lame I know, but true. On my arm, an air pellet scar. Stoopid ex-bf acccidently shot me, or so he says. I like to think so.

Things about the opposite sex you notice first.: I am an ass woman. Then I work my way up. My theory is, even if the male be fugly, at least you enjoy part of the perving process.

What is your curfew?:Darling... I am not 16 anymore.

Would you ever dye your hair red?:So many times? I lurve red and blonde together.

Last text says: Umm, something about my wife saying I was so manly her toes tingled. I think. Or I could be making this up. Who knows? ^.^

What career would you wish to be in?:Tai Tai-dom. Any takers? If not, I guess, computer/video game tester! Rock on!

Which country would you like to visit?: Country? You mean countries. It's way too many to put down here. So I should list the places I do not wanna go to. Uganda. Iran. Afgansitan. Saudi Arabia. Gee, all done.

Do you want a well paying job or a job you enjoy?: Both if I can get it. But if not, money. Lots and lots of money. Then after a while, I can do the enjoyment bit.

What did you wear today? Pjs? Been a bit under the weather so been lounging in my peter alexander top and CK pj pants. Yes, I am a nightwear snob. So sue me.

When were you last on the phone?:20mins ago. It's still warm. My ear and the phone.

What were the shoes you wore today?:None what so ever. Hippy!

Do you like math?:Didn't quite like it but was pretty okay at it.

How about History?:Lurved it, Lurved it. Me likie violence.

Have you ever seen 5 squirrels at one time?:At the zoo? Do flying squirrels count? I mean they swoop. Crazy things. Crazier than penguins, and that's saying something.

Can you touch you're nose with you're tongue?: *trying* No, and I do not need to. That isn't useful. Twitching your ears or flaring your nostrils are.

Who's your favorite person to talk to online?: It coud be anyone, at any given time. I sorta have moods for people.

Have you ever used photobucket?:Nope. Flicker. And something Fish. I can't remember.

Do you like hugs?:Depends from whom.

Do you want to be a doctor?:No. The question is, do you wanna be WITH a doctor? Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke. No, I'm not horny whatsoever. Ke ke ke ke ke.

Have you ever fallen asleep with gum in your mouth?:Once. It was not pleasant.

What do you do right before you go to bed?Shut my book. Or laptop and grab my blanket. And Piglet.

Right when you get out of bed? Run to the loo to pee. Ah, bliss.

Do you want to be famous?
Depends how. There's movie star famous, author famous, and within certain elite groups famous. Not to mention bad famous like Charles Manson ( good old chuckie). And within certain countries famous (Example: Taufik. IE if you from singapore, you know). Politican famous. And being a stupid ass famous, think George Bush and John Howard. Oh gee, they both fall into the idiotic politican famous.

So do I wanna be famous? It all depends which group I fall in.


There! Boredom killed for 10minutes.

Dude, I need a coffee. Later!

Toothpicks Need Not Apply

Just a quick update. Still awake. No need for any foreign object to pry my eyes open.

Eat, eat, for today is a day to feast.

Lontong today. My tummy can't wait.

Selamat Hari Raya Everyone!

Have a great day!

Sleepless Where-ever

Okay. It's almost 4am and yet the Sandman has yet to toss his blinking sand in my eyes.

I admit, I love my sleep but getting to the sleeping bit??

Tough.

I am an insomniac. And for fuck's sake this is not funny anymore.

It's annoying to have to pop a pill to sleep. It's annoying when you don't and you just lie in bed, and your head just buzzes with the most stupid, random things.

Should I mop the floor?

Say, what was the names of all the people in Take That? (Actually and sadly true) Gary Barlow, Something Owen, Robbie Williams and who gives a crap bout the other two? Actually, who gives a crap about any of them at all?

What would happen if Logan and Joan actually got together? (My Sims2 charaters)

Should they have a baby or adopt?

Maybe if I won the sweepstakes, what would I do? What percentage should I save? How bout that bag? And my first Jimmy Choos! Not to mention a car. Hmmm...

Am I really doing okay?

Do people actually like me?

Does anyone but me notice how fat I am???

My mind wanders. And this highly annoys me.

Things in my life irritate me. I can't seem to find joy in much these days. Except smoking and the occasional booze.

I feel life is going downhill.

I doubt sometimes that my friends are my friends. Maybe I'm a pity 'mate'.

Maybe I'm a pity fuck as well. Maybe that's why I attract werido men. Anywhere in the world, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY FIND ME?

I love and hate my friends at the same time. How two faced is that? I know it is but, I can't help how I feel. I do control my actions but isn't that little voice in you, just deserves to be spliced?

It's odd how I really don't want a boyfriend but I envy (a little bit) those whom do. I mean, it must be nice to have someone there most of the time.

I'm bored, honey. Let's just hang out and watch DVDs. Okies, sure thing. I mean, your weekends and nights and days are sorta planned. And if not, BACKUP!

I do enjoy my alone time. I truly do. But sometimes, I crave people, but when I get them, I feel I have to smile just cos I should.

Smile, smile, smile.

I'm not saying I don't enjoy company. Sometimes, it's just too much hard work.

I'm tired now, but my eyes won't close and give me peace.

I'm out of pills as you can see. Wednesday, I shall be able to sleep once more.

The only thing with pills, that I really miss, are my dreams.

I don't remember any of my dreams anymore.

I miss them.

Beer... Beer!

The beer, which I swear is one of the BEST in the world, was as big as my face! Now, that is a pint!
Cousin Debby and me before our night out! We both look very hot if I do say so myself! I really don't think we look THAT much alike, but I think I can see the family resemblance. We both look way too good to be human! :)
The Singapore River by night. It is beautiful. Peaceful and serene, as long as you ignore the drunk vomiting people around you! And stay out of the flow... Also must ignore drunk bikies!

Hard Gay, Penises, and the Answer

Anyway, watch the above. Remember to let it load up completely first for your viewing pleasure.

And yes, there are shopping carts at Ikea. The answer for the last guessing game.

Am addicted to HARD GAY! WOOOOOOO! (Search on YouTube, just type in Hard Gay)

The song is about penises and I therefore dedicate it to my wifie.

IRON PENISES! BLACK AGAINST FLESH!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's the GUESSING GAME!

*cough* Yes, it is that PART of a MALE kangaroo. And it looks pretty big, so it must be a warm day! >.< Bad joke, but tourists lurve buying these little coin purses that actually are kangaroo balls or scrotum, to be more medical and less vulgar. Somehow, it reminds me of a water balloon, ready to burst...
Ah, good old Adelaide. This is in the centre of the city called Victoria Square, as you can see from the sign. Who is this? Do a close up and see!!! (i.e cos i have absolutely no clue...) Must be some important Australian/British person. Someone with loads of facial hair.
Ah! The view from my grandfather's flat in Singapore. He lives on the 12th floor (pretty common, it now will soon, go up to 50! Imagine that, living on the 50th floor! The view would be magnificent, but looking down? *glup*) He lives in Marine Parade which is right by the coast. Then again, most places are by the coast, I mean, Singapore IS an island! An a tiny one at that!

Lastly?? What't this? Leave your guesses. I'll tell ya in the next post. It's actually quite simple. I just thought it made an interesting picture. Btw, those whom were there when this was taken, SHHHHHHH!!!

Don't spoil the fun! (",)

Tour De Australia

Well, let's start with the pretty city of Melbourne. At night. Its fuzzy, but oh well, night pictures are hard. Can't remember the name of the river, but is's RIGHT in the city, near all the nightlife and people. Next to the BIG BIG casino... This thing above appears all over Australia. However, this red kangaroo is a South Australian one. Look at it, lying down in the grass and basking in the sun. Now that is the life. The only thing missing is an ice cold beer and a ciggie!

We end our tour in Sydney. Darlington Habour. Gaze upon the skyscrapers. Actual skyscapers not wheat mills/silos ^.^

The water looks so inviting. I wish I were there now. Sydney, the liviest place in Australia, more life than Adelaide anyway.

Well, pictures you want, pictures you get! Now, onto dinner!!

WIFIE!

THE LOVE OH MY LIFE!

WIFIE! WIFIE!!!

^.^

Wineyards and Satay!!!

The wineyards at McLaren Vale are very pretty. The grapes were growing. This was taken in summer. Late last year. It was a very exciting drive for everyone else except me. Being the desinated driver, I was not allowed to try a lot of the wines/liqours. A sip at most. Wine tasting is very big.
The road up to the wineyard. It looks really nice here. Sorry Im not writing well now. It's still a big early in the morning for me.
The satay men! They come straight to your house with their charcoal fires and roast the satay right in front of you. I'm drooling already. The smell of the flames and roasting meat (either chicken or mutton) makes your mouth really water.

Wifie! What's for dinner??

I'm hungry already.

The Victim and The Villain

I would like now, to present my case.

Gaze upon the cuteness of Piglet above you. Note his gentle curves, his pert nose, and oh so cute expression. He's about 8inches tall and is very much loved. He was physically perfect, despite being about 14 years old. Until... That fatal day... His wounds healed quickly, but the terror will always haunt his mind. To this day, sleep is hard to come by. He shivers at the mere thought of the animal whom attacked him... The Rabbit.

This is a potrait of a villain. Do not be fooled by how cute it may look. Piglet was peacefully lying on the sofa and minding his own business. Without warning, Rabbit pounced on him, and rendered several holes in Piglet.

I caught Rabbit before she did anymore damage. And then, a chase for the villain ensured. Round and round the living room thus I went. Rabbit ducked and sprinted away, hiding in nooks and corners that I didnt know even exsist in my house. Finally, after an hour, I was breathless whereas she was not. I finally drove her into a corner, and with the quick flick on a blanket, covered her and blocked her sight. Grabbing the crook, I procceded to return her to her jail cell. I mean, *cough* cage. Lovely pretty cage.

Safely away, I tended to poor Piglet's wounds. Rabbit attacked Piglet, ignoring the fact he could not defend himself, or even escape.

Thus, Your Honour, I recommand skinning and then stew. With a good dash of pepper, potatoes, carrots, onions and maybe, a turnip.

MMmmmmm... stew.

Sorry wifie, but you own an EVIL EVIL bunny.

But I adore YOU, and just you, anyway ^.^

"I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day and assume they deserve it." - Dogbert